Political Brain Crack

Wonkette.com is a political haven for the likes of me, though I don't venture there. I do not dare hit the pipe of the megablogs like Gawker, BoingBoing, or PornBot. They're too much! I've got enough to do without adding another time sink to indulge what morbid curiosity I have with politics. Though when I do talk to about the dirty topic I talk as though I might just read these hallowed pages of brain crack-- clever little elbow-jabs all over the place, so much so that I feel like I'm being beaten with wit. My mental-ass does not deserve such appreciable abuse.

And good lord is such a vicious beating eternal? Wonkette never ends, as it is a conglomerate of clever political bloggers whom are paid and unified under one amazing roof. The site is geared toward DC-Metro politico-junkies, an area of thought, culture, and geographical position where one could accidentally hob-nob with a lying liar from The Hill or someone that knows them (at the very least). DC is a buzz with what juices politics all over the country and the globe and a lot of that bubbles over to feed the average wonk that does other things with their time, like me. To imagine being sucked into their avid discussions and gossip is to be doomed to the abyss. BRAIN CRACK. Know why? Because all this doesn't actually amount to anything. Damnit!